This makes me feel like I’m gonna party like it’s 2009.
I’ve been happily using Grid2 since my return to WoW and now I’ve taken it upon myself to write a guide for it. Because, hey, Vuhdo and Grid-prime have guides.
Here it is. Still working on grabbing all the screenies, and as with all guides, it evolves. Enjoy!
I mean heirlooms. Totally.
Finding myself with some money on the alliance side and with pocket lint on the horde side, I thought I’d take a stroll over to the pants-vendor to help myself out. Everything was cheaper. OK, that’s new. After buying pants and stuff, I thought that I’d better find out just how to get the chest etc – I knew darkmoon, but didn’t know how many tickets.
And then, after consulting Google F Search, I found out that I’m a moron (or have been way too busy to read patch notes due to this “RL” thing) because there’s a crazy dwarf selling all the things in Ironforge! Off I went to Ironforge to go SHOPPING.
After I spent way too much money, I realized that my toons on my old server (from 3 years past) should have some money. Oh, they did. MOAR BUYING!
However, then I wanted to upgrade a few pieces. The upgrade tokens cannot be used by a toon lower than level 90. My old server’s toons are level 85 with a bunch of spare cash, while my sole level 100 toon on another server is close to broke. Lots of woe there! Was I going to have to level up one of the 85’s to 90 so I could use some upgrades?
The answer is nope! Heirlooms are still mailable to any toon on the account, and that includes the upgrade pieces. So I buy the upgrade with my lvl 85’s cash, mail it cross-server to my level 100, and my level 100 applies the upgrade in collections TA DA!!!
I’m feeling all smug. Well, except the part where my troll looks like a moron, regardless of upgrades applied.
So back when I was leveling a druid alliance side, I was bitching and moaning about no aoe healing until the mid 70’s (which is bad), but at 15 (when dungeons unlock) is far worse. I had two abilities when I entered my first dungeon: rejuvenation and swiftmend. A hot and a 15 second cooldown heal. With just those two heals, well, you’d better hope that nobody takes too much damage and just rely on the roflstomp nature of low level dungeons to get you through.
I got regrowth at level 18. Now, I could heal a whole low level dungeon with just this one spell. Inefficient and would probably run me out of mana, but at least I’d be able to cast something instead of saying “duhhh 5 more sec guys”.
Compare this to my disc priest who got flash heal as a baseline before even picking a spec and then received penance thereafter. You can easily functionally heal with just those two spells at low levels. (Edit: I should add that even before flash heal, I got the Bubble. Worship the bubble. But it’s not a spammable heal and would run into the same problems as swiftmend.)
The first spell a healer should reasonably get is the simplest: the single-target spammable heal. This is just basic logic. Grrr.
Why do all the decisions in my life come down to cute versus functional?
I really wanted to play a goblin because they are super cute and I like the personality. But my healing choices with them are shaman and priest. I like shaman, but its output is lackluster and I know that I’m not enough of a superstar to compensate.
Should I list my whines? Oh sure, why not.
Feathers on the ground. That’s the solution for getting out of the bad. You know what my solution is? People should move their fucking characters and get out of the bad. If they don’t see the bad seeping into their own ankles they sure as shit aren’t going to see a feather on the ground and use it to escape (since apparently they aren’t looking at the ground, which is the entire problem).
Weaving in DPS. This shit again? Sigh. And now the dps doesn’t even do reasonable healing, it’s just a side chore to do in your copious spare time. Because healers have so much time to piddle around with dps.
That rules out discipline. Srs.
Weakened Soul. This is nothing new, and I’m not sure how else one would limit shielding, but it’s a huge pain in the ass. It means that stacking disc priests is hard, and body & soul for getting out of bad purposes is unworkable. Oh wait, I forgot, feathers.
Reason #2 why discipline is not working for me.
CC “choices.” So now I can’t have psychic scream and mind control at the same time? that’s bullshit right there. How the hell am I going to fear someone and THEN mind control him off a cliff? Spoiling all my FUN, Blizzard!
That dumbass shadowfiend remains. Seriously, I hope they improved the AI on that, because mine was always wandering off and getting me no mana – but bringing me some new and exciting friends who wanted to make my acquaintance by biting my face off.
The Lolwell. I have no doubt that it is actually useful now. Still, I find it amusing that it took how many years to get it to be not-sucktastic.
But wait, there’s a glyph that reverts the lightwell to its former version that people are supposed to click. Which they never did. I’m laughing so hard right now.
In conclusion… I say that I can deal with disgusting troll feet and be a druid.
I managed to talk people into messing about on the horde side with my incessant QQ about being super-bored with the alliance. 7 years in wow, all alliance, I think it’s time for a change.1
As another change of pace, I decided to try to level my troll druid as balance rather than feral. At level 10 I picked balance and went off to blast the shit out of things. I had a nice sun/moon thingy tracker and was ready for action.
I got into combat and this giant fucking orb appeared over my head. I have to turn THAT off, I said to myself, I just need to find out which addon it is. Blizzard effects off, check. It’s not supervillain. It’s not droodfocus it’s… At which point I alt tabbed out to Google F Search and discovered to my horror that it’s just baked into the game above your character’s head and it will always be there without any way to suppress its idiocy.
I ran screaming for the nearest druid trainer so I could swap back to feral. Experiment over. Since I failed to take a screenshot of the godawful ball of evil in my haste to get rid of it, here is a dramatic reenactment, for posterity:
- P.S. Fuck you, Varian! ↩
Something that bothered the everlovin shit out of me was how, when the gnome faces updated, they got this weird hairline thing. To my happy surprise, I logged in after 6.1 and noticed a distinct lack of Eddie Munster hair-forehead creep.
A bunch of other bloggers noticed this post at the wow forums, and it blew my mind. Read it. GO NOW.
It’s all important but here is what struck me:
People hate the sense that a reward dangled right in front of them will be lost permanently if they fail to act. The Garrison chores are a perfect example of this… Not doing the task to get the reward makes you feel like you’re stupidly giving up a gain.
Granted, I don’t have much time to play, but when I log in, I first do my garrison stuff. There are a bunch of dots on the map and blinky things telling me that my idiots are done. And it’s right there, so I should stop being lazy and just get it.
No no no! This is not what I want my limited game time to become.
Garrison, it’s not you, it’s me. I need a break.
If I feel a compulsion to gather rewards right in front of me, and I do feel that compulsion, the trick is to make the rewards not be in front of me. This week, I will log out of the game in Ashran. When I log back in, I will not be there to see the dots of unpicked resources taunting me. I will find other ways to amuse myself.
But not fishing. Fishing sucks.
I spend way too much time in my garrison, as evidenced by this unfortunate selfie of my druid dancing in deer form and my mage husband doing an illusion to do the same.
I have no idea what insanity came over me, but I suddenly decided that I needed MORE idiots to send out. And so my 90 monk started the climb.
Why, just why?
I had forgotten how shitty garrisons look at first. Never fear, I found pepe, at least, so it felt like home.
I’m just as dismayed as anyone else that WoW Insider is being forced to close up shop. But this is a symptom of a bigger and more insidious problem: community as profit.
We had a major hub of the community, and it got shut down because it wasn’t making enough money. Our community is at the mercy of people staring at spreadsheets. Why should we start to congregate somewhere new, which is necessarily large and therefore likely to be a major company’s project, only to have it yanked out from under us?
I’ve seen this happen before and no doubt it will happen again. The best we can do is to support the independent sites that foster community and hope to hell that they don’t shut down – but at least if they do, it won’t be because some mega-company pulled the plug.