A brief interlude from ZOMG RL! This may bore you wow people. Move along, nothing to see here.
This Year (4 year anniversary)
Husband and I are sitting on the couch while Twig is watching Madagascar 2 (“LION MOVIE LION MOVIE LION MOVIE LION MOVIE” ok ok you can watch it again.)
Husband: Soon we will have been married 4 years.
Me: Oh crap, that’s today?
Husband: Nuh uh, it’s Saturday.
Me: Our Anniversary is the 14th.
Husband: The 14th is Saturday.
Me: No, it’s today.
Husband: No it’s Saturday.
Me: No, remember, the gas bill was due on the 13th which was yesterday?
Husband: Oh crap, we suck.
Last Year (3 year anniversary)
(over IM, 3pm, January 14)
Me: Am I supposed to be mad that you forgot or are you supposed to be mad that I forgot.
Husband: Forgot what?
Husband: Oh crap!
The Year Before (2 year anniversary)
(Twig is barely 2 weeks old. In a sleep-deprived haze, I grab some masking tape and a sharpie to label a bottle of pumped breast milk with the date. Hrm… 1/14, looks familiar…)
Me: Oh yeah, happy anniversary.