As I was mentioning to Alas the other day, there are people who ought to be thrown into a pit of bees. Been feeling a little extra snarky lately, so here are my top candidates to be jettisoned into the bee pit.
The Healer Who Can’t Switch Targets. Ok, how did you even get to 80 being unable to switch targets quickly? “Sorry I misclicked.” No. Unacceptable.
The DPS Who Doesn’t Switch Targets due to meters epeen. Buddy, I don’t care that you’re gonna lose all those lovely combo points. I’m on a spike. Kill the spike.
The Tank Who Doesn’t Use Cooldowns. Oh come on. I know you’re mesmerized by boss crotch dangling in your face, but be a pal. Pop a cooldown. What are you saving it for, the Rapture?
Make-Everyone-Late Guy. I know you thought you had time for a quickie heroic before the raid. Â News flash: you don’t. Â And no, dropping group is not ruder than keeping 9 people waiting for a scheduled event.
Onyxia Whelpling Guy. I don’t care how cute your pet is. It messes up my DBM warnings. No, it is not funny. Put it away.
That Alt Guy. Yeah, sure, it’s your right to have 8 DPS toons that all need gear. But I’m not healing instances for them. Who needs 2 hunters on the same server anyway? Maybe it’s cause you can’t have 2 deathtards on the same server…
The Not-So-Stealthy AOE. If kill order is focus-fire skull, then X, and when those are killed, I switch to moon and discover it’s at 30%, the cat’s out of the bag. Illegal AOE!
The Four-Patches-Behind Guy. “No way, you can Prayer of Healing another group in your raid?” Yes. Moron.