Fun facts about everyone’s favorite “noble raptor”:
- Dinotam’s tears cure cancer, but he doesn’t cry because it aggravates his dry skin
- Dinotam fought extinction and Dinotam won.
- Dinotam doesn’t sleep, he waits. But only on a rock in the sun.
- Hunters don’t kill people. Dinotam kills people. Don’t you forget it, huntards!
- Dinotam doesn’t follow you. Dinotam mind controls you in the direction he wants to go.
- Dinotam eats nails for breakfast with a side of carrion, for flavor.
- Superman wears Dinotam underpants.
- Chuck Norris owns a Dinotam figurine.
- The only thing more powerful than Chuck Norris’s roundhouse kick is Dinotam’s SURPRISE BUTTSECKS attack.
Don’t forget to submit your Dinotam poem to the DINOTAM POETRY CONTEST!!!