Fun facts about everyone’s favorite “noble raptor”:
- Dinotam’s tears cure cancer, but he doesn’t cry because it aggravates his dry skin
- Dinotam fought extinction and Dinotam won.
- Dinotam doesn’t sleep, he waits. But only on a rock in the sun.
- Hunters don’t kill people. Dinotam kills people. Don’t you forget it, huntards!
- Dinotam doesn’t follow you. Dinotam mind controls you in the direction he wants to go.
- Dinotam eats nails for breakfast with a side of carrion, for flavor.
- Superman wears Dinotam underpants.
- Chuck Norris owns a Dinotam figurine.
- The only thing more powerful than Chuck Norris’s roundhouse kick is Dinotam’s SURPRISE BUTTSECKS attack.
Don’t forget to submit your Dinotam poem to the DINOTAM POETRY CONTEST!!!
I think we should flood Alas’s contest with creative-things-that-are-not-actually-poetry and make her spend time pulling out her hair and saying “why can’t people just follow directions!”
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And maybe laugh.
Omg I would kill for someone drawing a romance novel cover featuring Dinotam. Â Maybe in a tux without a shirt! Â Who has art talent? Â My pathetic stick-figure-sexy-dino would NOT cut it.
Well, Reversion sent in a DinoTam whiteboard comic, and I sent it an implementation of the DinoTam Java class….
That’s pretty awesome. Â Interpretive dance video next?
You’re the one who does videos. Does Twig have any dinosaur toys?
Twig has MANY dino toys. Â This could be dangerous.
I would have loved to draw that, but my skill in drawing dinosaurs is pretty abysmal
Gold
/wipes tears
rofl
I told my fiance about DinoTam and the surprise buttsecks attack. He thinks it’s the best thing he’s ever heard. I think I’ve created a monster.
The original title for Alien vs Predator was Alien and Predator vs DinoTam.
(The film was cancelled shortly after going into pre-production when they realised no one would pay to watch a movie 15 seconds long.)
Well if Dinotam had his way, the movie would be longer. Â 15 seconds of combat. Â 2 hours of bragging after-the-fact.