I’m walking around the Mage District in Stormwind and I come across this floating sword, and it takes me a second to figure out it is an “ornament” on the Winter Veil tree.  Now maybe it is the parent in me, but that strikes me as unsafe. I trot over to Goldshire real quick and see this:

I mean that is GOLDSHIRE! Noobs hang out there, and they could hurt themselves. Blizzard should have known better than to place presents under a tree decorated with instruments of death. Come on Blizzard, some of you have to be parents. What none of you childproofed your house?

Anyway it got me thinking of an appropriate “Winter Veil” carol.

Deck your tree with axe and swords
Fa la la la la la la la la
We’re off to slay the evil Horde
Fa la la la la la la la la

Don we now our leet apparel
Fa la la la la la la la la
Trolls will fall in our Winter Veil Carol
Fa la la la la la la la la

See the blazing noobs before us
Fa la la la la la la la la
With Flamestrikes and Chuck Norris
Fa la la la la la la la la

Follow me in bloody measure
Fa la la la la la la la la
I hear this boss has epic treasure
Fa la la la la la la la la

Faster now I need the ‘chievement
Fa la la la la la la la la
I stood in fire to the healers aggrievement
Fa la la la la la la la la

Send some tells to the Raid leaders
Fa la la la la la la la la
“Look dude I topped the meters”
Fa la la la la la la la la

Have a happy Winter Veil from Murloc Parliament.


Comments

I cannot believe how IRRESPONSIBLE Blizzard has been — 11 Comments

  1. Brilliant! =)
    and as if “under the sea” hand’t been bad enough, you’ve now successfully planted another song in my head!

    • Actually I turned to Zel when I saw it and was like “What the hell is this sword doing here hanging above kids heads like the sword of Damocles”. So +nerd points to you.

  2. I am insulted. This tree was a gift from our esteemed leader Garrosh as a token of peace in the spirit of the season. Not only will it educate your children on the virtues of swords and dodging swords but it can also serve to repel various invasions by relatives.

  3. Thats cute, anyway just dropping by to say Merry Christmas to Murloc Parliament! and Happy New Year Too! God Bless, and many more warcrafty blog post all through next year. ehehe! Take Care everyone! <3

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