Raiding Tonight

Me: Mom, uh, can you babysit tonight? Just until Twig falls asleep? We have a raid.

Mom: Are you going to kill that lava-worm this time?

Me: Hopefully.

Mom: I hope they don’t all stand in the fire.

(die. of. nerdy. embarrassment.)

12 thoughts on “Raiding Tonight

  1. I think my wife and I use too many unnecessary words, and my daughter is picking up the habit. A few days ago, she found my authenticator. She walked up to me and said “Daddy, can we play dwagons or something?”

  2. Ah, she’s old enough to put her to work farming!

    Here, honey, you can be a birdie and fly around picking flowers!

    Just don’t show her cat form or you’ll lose all that productivity.

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