We still don’t have a healing channel at Eff the Ineffable. I hope to have that remedied before our raid on Friday.
The hitch is what to call the damn thing. I want something short, easy to spell, yet sufficiently snarky.
Suggestions have been as follows (mostly from me):
- Outoftheeffinfire
- effinbooboomgmt (this sounds too much like “boob” to me, but it’s actually supposed to be about “booboos”)
- SaveTheFails
- LetAlasDie
- GnomeSacrifice
- Healthehunter (suggested by a hunter, of course)
- Effhealingthehunter
- EffTheHunterAndHisLittlePetToo
Comment please! Save us from our dumb ideas and bring on the snark.

EfftheDPSHealtheTanks
That one does have a certain appeal, and it’s pretty much true.
TheElfIsAboutToDie
MageNeedsFoodBadly
GameOverManGameOver
FeelinHoTHoTHoT
Effmacaulyculkin
That is not my fault! This effin theme requires a thumbnail for archive pages. Must come up with image for every post, even a dumb image.
“Sign me up for that. I’m a healer. Woooo! Shamon!”
-Michael Jackson
Bwahahaha
I actually vote for LetAlasDie – it’s so much easier to call a raid that way.
A separate channel for healers in 10s? You all must be chatty
VuhDoIsBetterThanGrid
just kidding
Our raid can’t have a separate heal channel, I run the sound for both Reversion’s and my vent so if I’m not in a channel he can’t hear. I don’t know what I’d name it, though…
“EffYouAllGoDieInAFire”?
The WhoShallWeBlameForThatWipe channel
OOMshakalaka
EffingHealers
MiracleCentral
EffingMiracleWorkers
I still like savethefails it’s got a certain treehugger/Greenpeace vibe to it that I always mentally associate healers with
Other possibities I have some up with:
ItsAllYourFault
Squishyville – although this might be a better name for a dedicated DPS channel
TeamHealsEffingClubhouse
Ours has “medics” in the name. Perhaps “EffingAwesomeMedics” or something along those lines?
GnomeSacrifice has a really poetic ring to it.
“EffMarryKill”
Not that it has anything to do with healing. I just love that game. You get three names and have to decide which one you would eff, which one you would marry, and which one you would kill. I guess it is sort of like healing in a way. I will give you an example:
Varian
Thrall
Mekkatorque
Maiev
Jaina
TYRANDE. >:|
HealtotheEffingFace
EffYouandurLittleDogToo
AoEffingE (dps channel?)
WantYourEffingInnervate
WheresTheEffingMageTable
WTEffingHealAggro
Yeah, I can see this is tough and why some people might change their channel name often.
RocksFallEveryoneDies
YouHaveCooldownsToo
EffBandages
…That said, “mage needs food badly” made me gigglesnort.
EffingFireFighters
OhForEffsSake
SaveThoseEffinFools
cheaper2FingrezU
OMGWTFEFFINMANA!
Good luck!
HealersWithoutBoundaries
EffingHeals
Wherearetheeffingheals
Herearetheeffingheals
Outofmana
EffingDamage
TeamNoobSaver
EffingMana
EffingRescueSquad
HealtheEffers
OMG YOU SMELL LIKE WAFFLES
hmm… I’m seeing an awful lot of waffle talk recently.
maybe your channel should be WafflesForEveryone
or EffingWaffleEaters
or something along those lines.
L2Bandaid
l2bandaid made me lol for reals or L2bandage heheheh