I have suffered in obscurity long enough. I demand that Blizzard create multiple in-game items and events in my honor. Well, things named after Twig are acceptable, as long as there are fewer named after Twig than named after me.
- Every loot item named after me must be purple and best-in-slot. Nothing for hunters. I so hate them.
- A real Murloc Parliament needs to be erected in Stormwind for Murloc Emissaries. I don’t care if the emissaries kill the stupid “human NPC’s”. That’s just Murloc culture. Don’t be racist.
- Orphan week shall be renamed “Twig week” and be devoted to serving candy to tiny trees.
- A bee pit needs to be created immediately. A really big one. We’re gonna need it.
- Replace Wrynn’s statue with mine. Everyone will thank me for this. Wrynn is so gross with his sissy elf hair and disdain for civil liberties. Of course, as ruler, I would crush civil liberties too, but at least I have better hair.