I have suffered in obscurity long enough.  I demand that Blizzard create multiple in-game items and events in my honor.  Well, things named after Twig are acceptable, as long as there are fewer named after Twig than named after me.

• Every loot item named after me must be purple and best-in-slot. Nothing for hunters.  I so hate them.
• A real Murloc Parliament needs to be erected in Stormwind for Murloc Emissaries.  I don’t care if the emissaries kill the stupid “human NPC’s”.  That’s just Murloc culture.  Don’t be racist.
• Orphan week shall be renamed “Twig week” and be devoted to serving candy to tiny trees.
• A bee pit needs to be created immediately.  A really big one.  We’re gonna need it.
• Replace Wrynn’s statue with mine.  Everyone will thank me for this.  Wrynn is so gross with his sissy elf hair and disdain for civil liberties.  Of course, as ruler, I would crush civil liberties too, but at least I have better hair.