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Thank you for visiting Murloc Parliament. This blog is inactive since the authors have stopped playing WoW.
However, the blog will continue to be hosted for a while because, while outdated, some information may be useful. The site will be taken down once Mists of Pandaria is released, because at that point all information here will be obsolete.
Archive for June, 2011
Kid Movie Reviews Take 2
Posted on June 30, 2011 | 4 CommentsWell it’s been a while since I last gave advice about how not to scare the shit out of your 2-year-old, and we’re on to the task of not scaring...
Plagiarists Obviously Go In the Bee Pit Too
Posted on June 29, 2011 | 12 CommentsHoly shit, guys. So one of my guildies sends me a message that a blog on my blogroll that shall remain nameless (but has since been removed from said blogroll) has...
I Can’t Do 5 x 2 (but I can rhyme)
Posted on June 28, 2011 | 5 CommentsSo… 5 x 2 project. Read about it here. The idea is that you’re supposed to be able to bust into combat with a total of 11 abilities hotkeyed. However,...
You Can Hate Cliques Until You’re In One
Posted on June 23, 2011 | 10 CommentsAs a kid, I was never in a cool clique, or a clique of any kind. Now suddenly, I am, in the most unlikely place – Team Heal. In fostering...
I am the Jerk who Ganked Your Flower
Posted on June 22, 2011 | 8 CommentsAs we talked about before, guild cauldron making is srs bzns. I do a lot of herbing, and there is nothing more annoying than having to mount and dismount while...
Clones and Linking in ForteXorcist
Posted on June 20, 2011 | No CommentsIf you are a shadow priest, and even if you’re not, you might be using ForteXorcist. Hey, it appears in the UI of Aliena, the holy priest who narrates the...
Dr. Frostlove: or How I learned to Stop Worrying and Love Frost Spec
Posted on June 16, 2011 | 5 CommentsRecently I gave frost a second look because my offspec arcane I never played for two reasons. First we have two other raiding arcane mages in Eff the Ineffable which...
Srs Bzns Gaming Equipment: The Adult Sippy Cup
Posted on June 15, 2011 | 12 CommentsWhen you’re gaming, it’s seriously important to have the right drinking equipment. After all, you don’t want to SPILL, do you? I present to you the adult sippy cup: This...
Guild Cauldrons: Bring on the Math
Posted on June 14, 2011 | 10 CommentsWe just got cauldrons! YAY! Now comes the hard part. MATH! Who should click, and how many times? This depends on: guild perk levels how many clicks you get how...
When Husband and Wife Fundamentally Disagree (about raiding policy)
Posted on June 13, 2011 | 20 CommentsArcaneTinkerTank (otherwise known as Gnoble, Husband, and He Who Sleeps On Couch) is dead wrong. Now what? It all started when Gnoble announced that he was going to start tracking...