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Thank you for visiting Murloc Parliament. This blog is inactive since the authors have stopped playing WoW.
However, the blog will continue to be hosted for a while because, while outdated, some information may be useful. The site will be taken down once Mists of Pandaria is released, because at that point all information here will be obsolete.
Guild Archive
The Month of Guildies
Posted on December 8, 2011 | 11 CommentsFortunately, I got over my fear of “internet people are ax murderers” long ago (I kinda married one), so when guildies are in town, HELL YES I want to see...Discontent is Contagious. So is Enthusiasm.
Posted on October 25, 2011 | 12 CommentsYou know when you get to school/work and OMG you are wearing the SAME THING as your friend? How. Embarrassing. That’s kind of how I felt when Alas, Morehnai, and...There is no Best Healer. There is Only Team Heal.
Posted on September 30, 2011 | 15 CommentsWe seem to be down to 3 main-spec healers in Eff (mah guild). Strangely, this was not caused by anyone leaving the guild, but rather by some healers deciding they’d...Effing Officers
Posted on August 3, 2011 | 14 CommentsSo, what happens when a guild without officers swells to almost 2 10-man groups? All of a sudden, Alas has more than she can reasonably handle. Every little QQ is...
Guild Cauldrons: Bring on the Math
Posted on June 14, 2011 | 10 CommentsWe just got cauldrons! YAY! Now comes the hard part. MATH! Who should click, and how many times? This depends on: guild perk levels how many clicks you get how...
When Husband and Wife Fundamentally Disagree (about raiding policy)
Posted on June 13, 2011 | 20 CommentsArcaneTinkerTank (otherwise known as Gnoble, Husband, and He Who Sleeps On Couch) is dead wrong. Now what? It all started when Gnoble announced that he was going to start tracking...
Raid Rostering: How to Give 12 People 10 Slots In a Raid
Posted on June 2, 2011 | 10 CommentsDon’t give us none of your aggravation We had it with your discipline Saturday night’s alright for fighting Get a little action in Get about as oiled as a diesel...
Effing Update
Posted on May 19, 2011 | 3 CommentsI know you guys are DYING to hear what’s happening in Eff… Ranks Charlie Sheen is No Longer Lowest The lowest guild rank is now “Alashole.” Raiding 9/12 Uh yeah,...
Eff the Ineffable wants YOU.
Posted on March 8, 2011 | 15 CommentsYes, this is a shameless ploy to poach. I totally admit it. I am a terrible, terrible person. Now that we’ve got THAT out of the way, come join our...
Conflict, Grudges, and Personal Responsibility – In-game and out.
Posted on February 16, 2011 | 16 CommentsHas this ever happened to you? Person X: “This thing that I don’t like happened/is happening in guild. I want it to stop.” Person Y: “Thank you for bringing it...