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Dinotam Archive
The real reason Esyllt is crying
Posted on October 6, 2010 | No CommentsReaders of Kiss my Alas will no doubt be shocked, dismayed, and other Austen-esque adjectives at the recent dismissal of DinoTam in favor of the new Minitam. Even Esyllt was...
No, I couldn’t just pull out the corehound
Posted on August 26, 2010 | No CommentsProving to one’s GM that one has an authenticator is a perfect opportunity for smartassery.True Dinotam Facts
Posted on August 11, 2010 | 12 CommentsFun facts about everyone’s favorite “noble raptor”: Dinotam’s tears cure cancer, but he doesn’t cry because it aggravates his dry skin Dinotam fought extinction and Dinotam won. Dinotam doesn’t sleep,...Dinotam Sonnet
Posted on August 10, 2010 | 8 CommentsApologies to Shakespeare The noble raptor seeks a rock with sun; Upon the rock he rests his scaly head. Such laziness he does consider fun; To perch upon a crag...Dinotam Limerick
Posted on August 4, 2010 | 9 CommentsThere once was a pet named Dinotam Who misbehaved on the Deeprun Tram The draenei he licked The gnomes he kicked And filled chat with “SURPRISE BUTTSECKS” spam.Dinotam Haiku
Posted on August 4, 2010 | 2 CommentsTime to moisturize Sprawled on a rock in the sun Then, SURPRISE BUTTSECKS! If you have no idea what I’m talking about, catch up on the saga of Dinotam at...