Some bloggers who are obviously insane have started a gnome-twink-pvp project. Read more about it here, here, and here.
Gnomes are awesome! However, I just flat-out don’t have time to be doing such tomfoolery, as much […]
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I’ve been largely absent from Azeroth and blogging for a while. This has been due to a combination of factors ranging from Twig’s resistance to bedtime, feeling let down by Blizzard on the difficult tuning and overnerfing of the Firelands, […]
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Woot! Transmogrification! Awesome.
I’m excited! Remember how when you got a new piece of gear, you could not WAIT to see how it would look? Sometimes it was awesome. Sometimes it was not (remember the Outlands clown suits?). But it […]
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That’s right, folks, I have a new nemesis. It’s the Amani Kidnapper, currently found in the new Zul’Aman.
This predatory creature SNATCHES young gnomes without warning for an aerial tour of the boss platform. To add insult to injury, […]
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When I rolled my gnome warrior it was mid to late Burning Crusade. The late expansion ennui had set in, and I found like many people that being DPS looking for a group could take forever. Even with Zel as […]
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Tiny Archangel Wings. OMG SO CUTE!
That “hop” animation. You’re bubbled – HOP! Here’s a renew – HOP!
Levitate is like whoooooa, that’s high! I’m double my original height!
Shadowform is super-sneaky. Hordies, beware the tiny purple streak.
Hello, Raid Leaders,
Look at your mage,
now back to me,
now back at your mage,
Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies’ scented body wash and switched to Old Spices,
he could […]
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Warning this post contains spoilers
I am a long time gnome. If I can’t play a gnome, chances are I don’t want to play your class. Also your class is stupid and you are a poopeyhead. Does that make […]
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As Zelmaru noted, Dalaran has become a very very gross place recently. Being a proud Gnome, I have undertaken a feat of engineering in hopes of solving the roadway pollution problem once and for all.
Behold my creation: the […]
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