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Thank you for visiting Murloc Parliament. This blog is inactive since the authors have stopped playing WoW.
However, the blog will continue to be hosted for a while because, while outdated, some information may be useful. The site will be taken down once Mists of Pandaria is released, because at that point all information here will be obsolete.
Gnome Pride Archive
There is Gno Escape
Posted on November 7, 2011 | 14 CommentsSome bloggers who are obviously insane have started a gnome-twink-pvp project. Read more about it here, here, and here. Gnomes are awesome! However, I just flat-out don’t have time to...
In Which Gnoble Enters the Panda Fray
Posted on November 1, 2011 | 9 CommentsI’ve been largely absent from Azeroth and blogging for a while. This has been due to a combination of factors ranging from Twig’s resistance to bedtime, feeling let down by...
Transmogrification And Dressing Your Gnome
Posted on October 12, 2011 | 20 CommentsWoot! Transmogrification! Awesome. I’m excited! Remember how when you got a new piece of gear, you could not WAIT to see how it would look? Sometimes it was awesome. Sometimes...
My New Nemesis: The Amani Kidnapper
Posted on April 27, 2011 | 9 CommentsThat’s right, folks, I have a new nemesis. It’s the Amani Kidnapper, currently found in the new Zul’Aman. This predatory creature SNATCHES young gnomes without warning for an aerial tour...
I can’t see anything!
Posted on January 17, 2011 | 10 CommentsWhen I rolled my gnome warrior it was mid to late Burning Crusade. The late expansion ennui had set in, and I found like many people that being DPS looking...
Why Gnome Priests Rule
Posted on December 13, 2010 | 6 CommentsTiny Archangel Wings. OMG SO CUTE! That “hop” animation. You’re bubbled – HOP! Here’s a renew – HOP! Levitate is like whoooooa, that’s high! I’m double my original height! Shadowform...
Old Spice(s) in Azeroth
Posted on October 12, 2010 | 19 CommentsHello, Raid Leaders, Look at your mage, now back to me, now back at your mage, now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me, but if he stopped using ladies’...
Operation: Gnomeregan (Content Review)
Posted on September 10, 2010 | No CommentsWarning this post contains spoilers I am a long time gnome. If I can’t play a gnome, chances are I don’t want to play your class. Also your class is...Dalaran Pollution Problem Solved!
Posted on April 22, 2010 | 6 CommentsAs Zelmaru noted, Dalaran has become a very very gross place recently. Being a proud Gnome, I have undertaken a feat of engineering in hopes of solving the roadway pollution...