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However, the blog will continue to be hosted for a while because, while outdated, some information may be useful. The site will be taken down once Mists of Pandaria is released, because at that point all information here will be obsolete.
Rant Archive
On Mole Whacking
Posted on November 2, 2011 | 8 CommentsGuys… have you ever heard someone dismiss healing as “whack-a-mole?” Sure you have. Did you strangle the person? No? Well you have enormous self-restraint, congrats. It ain’t just whackin’ moles....
From Impossible To ROFLSTOMP: Too Much, Too Late
Posted on September 26, 2011 | 8 CommentsFor a long time, and I’ve lost count at this point, we were banging our heads against bosses in FL and grinding the crap out of VP in order to...I Should Just Drop Group If I Hear…
Posted on September 8, 2011 | 16 CommentsPreviously, I bemoaned the completely silent Pug. I am reconsidering that. A completely silent pug would be preferable to some of the things I’m hearing in party chat lately. Now,...Pugs: We Can’t Salvage This Relationship Unless You Talk to Each Other
Posted on July 7, 2011 | 20 CommentsI’m pretty damn demoralized by pugs lately. And why? Because people won’t fucking talk to each other. Here’s how it usually goes: Me: Hi, blah blah intro how are you...
Jin’do must die. Or Hakkar must be unchained. Something like that.
Posted on June 7, 2011 | 20 CommentsI am freakin UP TO HERE with stupid Jin’do. I’ve done all the bosses in ZG like a bajillion times, but every time we get to Jin’do, we just DIE....
My New Nemesis: The Amani Kidnapper
Posted on April 27, 2011 | 9 CommentsThat’s right, folks, I have a new nemesis. It’s the Amani Kidnapper, currently found in the new Zul’Aman. This predatory creature SNATCHES young gnomes without warning for an aerial tour...
Avoiding Trash versus Just Pulling It
Posted on January 31, 2011 | 13 CommentsIt really grinds my gears when the group insists on leaving potentially dangerous groups of trash mobs alive, and precisely inches by them to “save time.” If someone has lag...
Keep Your History Away From My Internet Dragons
Posted on January 5, 2011 | 59 CommentsSpoiler Warning. You have been warned. I am not happy about the Uldum quests involving Schnottz, otherwise known as Nazis. Do not want. It Just Does Not “FIT” We’re going...
Personal Responsibility and the Decision to Raid
Posted on December 27, 2010 | 22 CommentsI’ve heard a little rabbling lately about how burdensome it is to go through the crap needed to be raid-ready. Which is true - it’s burdensome and annoying and a...
Swapping toons and specs: because they took my tree!
Posted on October 13, 2010 | 31 CommentsI stayed quiet back in the day about tree form because I knew that my QQ would not solve anything. But here it is now, 4.0.1, and I’m gonna level...