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Thank you for visiting Murloc Parliament. This blog is inactive since the authors have stopped playing WoW.
However, the blog will continue to be hosted for a while because, while outdated, some information may be useful. The site will be taken down once Mists of Pandaria is released, because at that point all information here will be obsolete.
Twig Notes Archive
The Month of Guildies
Posted on December 8, 2011 | 11 CommentsFortunately, I got over my fear of “internet people are ax murderers” long ago (I kinda married one), so when guildies are in town, HELL YES I want to see...
Twig’s Reactions to Blizzcon
Posted on October 24, 2011 | 14 CommentsHi everyone. Twig here (your favorite 3-year-old). I thought I’d give you my in-depth analysis of Blizzcon news about Wow. Mom’s analysis would be lame and cursory. Panda!!! Guys, I’m...Something About Mohammed and a Mountain
Posted on September 22, 2011 | 12 CommentsSleep disruptions. Sigh. We haven’t had this problem on such a scale since the Mouse incidents of 2010. Twig will not sleep in her room. Twig wants to sleep in...
While Mommy and Daddy are Trying to Grind VP
Posted on August 12, 2011 | 1 CommentTwig-isms and Twig Jokes
Posted on July 22, 2011 | 5 CommentsAs Mama Murloc says, Twig is becoming an expert at the “NOT” joke. What do I mean? Remember Wayne’s World and movies circa that. ”I love watching the Love Boat...
Kid Movie Reviews Take 2
Posted on June 30, 2011 | 4 CommentsWell it’s been a while since I last gave advice about how not to scare the shit out of your 2-year-old, and we’re on to the task of not scaring...
The Day Has Arrived for NEW PANDA MOVIE
Posted on May 27, 2011 | 8 CommentsAs you might recall, Twig had a very long phase of obsessive, singleminded love for Kung Fu Panda (the original). So for MONTHS now I have been planning and plotting around...
Portal 2 according to Twig (spoilers)
Posted on May 13, 2011 | 5 CommentsDaddy, let’s play robots. Daddy jumping! There’s blue paint. Daddy spill paint! There’s orange paint. There’s white paint. Daddy make a mess! Oh no, bird take potato computer. Go get it!...
Twig does not get sarcasm
Posted on April 29, 2011 | 8 CommentsLast night, Twig did not want to go to sleep. Thinking herself clever, she announced: “THERE’S A BUG!” Which would, of course, cause parental intervention to search for said bug...Twig-isms
Posted on March 5, 2011 | 6 CommentsBecause I’ve been working WAY too much, I got nothin’ in the way of game advice. I therefore present “cute and extremely annoying things Twig has been known to say...