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However, the blog will continue to be hosted for a while because, while outdated, some information may be useful. The site will be taken down once Mists of Pandaria is released, because at that point all information here will be obsolete.
Zel is a Jerk Archive
You Can Hate Cliques Until You’re In One
Posted on June 23, 2011 | 10 CommentsAs a kid, I was never in a cool clique, or a clique of any kind. Now suddenly, I am, in the most unlikely place – Team Heal. In fostering...
I am the Jerk who Ganked Your Flower
Posted on June 22, 2011 | 8 CommentsAs we talked about before, guild cauldron making is srs bzns. I do a lot of herbing, and there is nothing more annoying than having to mount and dismount while...
Effing Update
Posted on May 19, 2011 | 3 CommentsI know you guys are DYING to hear what’s happening in Eff… Ranks Charlie Sheen is No Longer Lowest The lowest guild rank is now “Alashole.” Raiding 9/12 Uh yeah,...
How To Keep Interlopers Out Of Your Healer Channel
Posted on April 14, 2011 | 15 CommentsFirst the raid leader, then part-time healers, and all of a sudden you have a crowd in your formerly-pristine healer channel. KICK EM! Unfortunately you have to use slash commands....
Fun and Games with Life Grip
Posted on January 12, 2011 | 9 CommentsFirst, Leap of Faith is a stupid name. You’re not leaping anywhere. “Life grip” is the proper term to use. That said, we often forget we have life grip, which...
Nobody Likes Me, Everybody Hates Me, Guess I’ll Eat Some Worms
Posted on January 3, 2011 | 21 CommentsIn the whole drama mess going on in guildland (sigh) it has come to my attention that unnamed “people” don’t like me. It has further come out that this may...
I’m getting to be a jerk about bee pit democracy
Posted on September 13, 2010 | 22 CommentsEver since I initiated a vote kick to remove a rude pug group member last week and it passed, I feel the powah. This is probably a bad thing, since...
I should throw myself in the bee pit
Posted on August 9, 2010 | 28 CommentsI was a total jerk. Totally. Deathjerk and Rankwatch I started a random on my priest, and rankwatch started spamming me that the death knight had multiple downranked spells. I...